First-World Balling

Balling on bus line, balling on a bikeballing in the top half, Malthus hit a spike forget bling and swag , just pass me the mic balling in the suburbs, hot water, life is tight

A/C, fireplace, pool, pool table, car with a sunroof, loft if I’m able playroom, study room, master bedroom’s bathroom a six-bedroom life and my bed’s king-size

and I

get free books so I read like a pimp backpack so loaded that I walk with a limp no war on 1st street, I fight like a wimp but I think like Diogenes, richer than him

and my

uncle, fat uncle, royal uncle, got gout ‘disease of the kings,’ he’s a king no doubt too much red meat and beer, Doc said go without at least he’s got a hot nurse with a Bardot pout

and I’m

Balling in the daycare, balling since three balling with the campus, university balling in my armchair with ballers on TV balling in the top half, and I’m free

is there an accountant around to count my worth? I must be someone to see the happiest place on earth and I go with my friends, yeah, back and forth some kids’ve never been there, but I’ll go once more

and I got

so much liquid wealth, yeah fresh water is pelf I spend hours streaming it hot over myself 8 glasses a day, straight-up chugging for health I can dump down the sink if I don’t like the smell and toss extra dollars for the bottles as well

and I got

boxes, boxes, every food in stock, rich and foxy, gourmet of the block ice cream, ice cream, cooler than cold fridge humming, humming, to keep off the the mold more cream than Polo, living large I can YOLO

I make it rain with grain, floss all nice with rice bring on the burger, pizza, tacos, with a single call and do you really wonder why I’m so tall? And how I look so clean, so hot to y’all

Where do I get this, wits and the strength to ball? And how I dress so right like a baby doll and how I feel so good, talk sharp with gall because my life is good, I got my drink and food, I am

Balling on bus line, balling on a bike balling in the top half, Malthus hit a spike forget bling and swag , just pass me the mike balling in the suburbs, hot water, life is tight

and I

got all the consoles since ‘94 maybe I don’t play dreamcast anymore but HD 3D puts me in the war So I seen everything from ‘nam to WW4

(I’m just kidding. The worse fights I’ve seen were a playground brawl, some drunk dude in a bar, and my dad’s ex-wife’s fit... I’m good at handling a super-soaker, though, Nerf. Video games. Life is tight!)